Chantelle: Petes my perfect fella
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If you thought Katie Price and Peter Andre were a match made in the darkest depths of Hades, brace yourselves. Perma-tanned Big Brother party girl Chantelle Houghton appears to be making a beeline for the Aussie warbler, telling reporters that the 36-year-old Insania star is her perfect fella.
Chantelle also hit out at Petes ex Jordan, calling the 31-year-old glamour girl cruel. Peters caring and thoughtful and hes a great dad, said the one-time Celebrity Big Brother winner. Jordan is so going to realise what she has lost. I think theres that thing inside that makes her slam those shots down her neck and get her boobs out. Hmmm the words pot and kettle spring to mind, dear.
I wouldnt be surprised if she spends three months being a trashy glamour girl again and hits the ground with a bump, La Houghton continued. As I found out myself, it aint as good as you think it is.
While Chantelle was busy sticking her oar in, Katie kicked off her three months of being a trashy glamour girl with, er, a trip to the local garden centre with her mum Amy, 56, and daughter Princess Tiaamii.
"Katie seemed very quiet today - mind you, she's always pretty quiet when she comes in, said an insider at the store. "She's a regular customer and spent about an hour here. They like coming here because they don't get any attention from fans."
Katie spent an hour browsing before finally settling on £90 worth of compost and a trolley load of delphiniums which can reach up to six feet in height and contain a nasty poison. Yikes, watch out Pete!
by Stewart Turner, Wednesday 3 June 2009
Sources: Daily Star, Daily Mirror